ghost-anus:

BECAUSE MY WIFE WAS FUCKING EVERYBODY IN BISMARCK.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via moonliightkniight)

thingisyoudontfuckingknowme:

doctor who the fuck even knows anymore

(via twitchyasstaillow)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That is all.